Christmas Presents for various people.

[ashnotashley]

To Skinny Me, I think you can handle this.

To Dad Me, Hope you can hold it in.

To Donna, Thanks for being so cool.

To Sheila, I love you, babe. Merry Christmas.

Comments

[bulletsnductape.livejournal.com]

Of course, it'd probably upset Sheila if that happened, but hey - he'd die happy. "What? I'm talking about horse." Look at that deadpan expression...

[ashnotashley.livejournal.com]

She just nods. "Of course you are, Dad Me. Of course you are."

[bulletsnductape.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh," deadpan Ashley Williams is deadpan. "Dad me?" he is clearly amused.

[ashnotashley.livejournal.com]

"What? How else am I supposed to differentiate between you and Skinny Me?"

[bulletsnductape.livejournal.com]

"I'm about a hundred pounds heavier and nine years older than him." Biiig smirk. "I don't need to say what makes you different from me, lady. But it's cute, I dig it."

[ashnotashley.livejournal.com]

"Well, that too," she says, grinning. "But that's no fun."

[bulletsnductape.livejournal.com]

"Well, hay, long as you're havin' fun." But he's smiling, just to let her know he's not pissed.

[ashnotashley.livejournal.com]

"Well, you're better about it than Skinny Me. He hates being called that."

So naturally, she calls him it every possible chance she can get.

[bulletsnductape.livejournal.com]

"Skinny us is sensitive. He cried during 'The Lion King' remember?"

Emily had to pat him on the cheek and tell him it'd all be okay.

[ashnotashley.livejournal.com]

"Yes, I remember that pretty well."

She remembers him crying at Beauty and the Beast as well.

[bulletsnductape.livejournal.com]

"I think he still has Sheila's copy of Moulin Rouge with his things." A headshake and a sigh. Kids, what can he say.